Try losing 100 pounds. You’ll see that back pain go away.
From Friday Not-So-Fun: Back Pain Sucks!, 2008/07/25 at 11:45 PM
I don’t even know where to start. Shall I start with the fact that I didn’t have any consistent back pain until I tried to lift my THIRTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER??? Obviously somebody needs to go back to third grade and learn reading comprehension.
Or should I start with the fact that when I was eleven years old and only mildly overweight, I had backaches from an old, unsupportive bed then? I mean Jesus… just watch bed commercials! Even those people tell you that unsupportive beds will give you backaches, no matter what you happen to weigh. (And for the record, I have had this bed for 10 years, and it was old when I got it. Beds just get less and less supportive with age.)
Or should I start with the fact that if I WERE to somehow manage to lose 100 pounds, I’d weigh less than the thirteen year old daughter that I lifted and hurt my back? That if I lost that much weight, I’d be little more than a skeleton? That if I lost that much weight, I would DIE.
Not to mention the fact that nobody knows how to make a naturally thin person fat anymore than they know how to make a naturally fat person thin.
Jesus H. Christ… what the fuck?!
Although I consider myself to be uneducated (the only “education” I had past high school was an office skills training program), I do consider myself to be intelligent. And honestly? I didn’t think I was the only one. In America, “education” costs money. “Intelligence” is free.
Is this what America has come to? (I know this individual is American, because its IP address comes up as Verizon.) Is this obesity epidemic bullshit really sucking the intelligence out of the American Public?
Or have I been giving people too much credit?
Edit: I have just gotten two more troll comments, both from the same person, one saying that my daughter looks like a retarded Furby. You know what? I LIKE Furbies! I had a collection of the things! The other comment said something to the effect of “you have a daughter? Who in their right mind would stick their dick into a piece of jello like you?” WELL… not only do I have ONE daughter, but I have FOUR, from THREE different fathers. So not one, not two, but at LEAST three men (and believe you me, there were plenty more than that altogether) wanted to stick their dicks in me. And I’ve been married to the same man for coming up to 9 years now. Not only did he want to stick his dick in me once, but over and over again.
😆 Insults: YUR DOIN IT RONG!