Tell me something I DIDN’T know!

From the No Shit, Sherlock Files (or as fillyjonk would say, Another Load From The Duh Truck)… this piece that is telling every fat person what they already knew.

Reported discrimination based on weight has increased 66% in the past decade, up from about 7% to 12% of U.S. adults, says one study, in the journal [...]

Now Global Warming is our Fault, Too!

According to this article, us lazy fatties are to blame for global warming.
Nice, huh?
Now, maybe I’m being overly sensitive – and if I am, go ahead and tell me, it’s okay – but this is just pissing me off.  It seems like every other day, we’re being blamed for something else.  First, we’re putting pressure [...]

Where the hell is my clue-by-four?

This guy needs a good whack in the head with it.  Okay, not just the head: he needs the bloody shit beaten out of him with it.
The douchebag writes:
Like it or not, most people find a person with missing teeth or jaundice unattractive at an instinctive level because both are signs of poor health and [...]