Please welcome Tara, the new douchehound of the day!!!!

tara
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Hello I noticed that on another blog you noted that you are fat due to your polish ancestry. I would like to show you that as can be seen here: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Bmi30chart.png/800px-Bmi30chart.png
Poland has an obesity rate of only 11.4% as opposed to America with over 30% If polish ancestry is what makes you [...]

Hee! I got my very first troll!

Get this shit.
So… ya know that post I made about Val Kilmer and his being “fat” and all that?  Well, the owner of one of the blogs I linked to sent me this:
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I noticed you linking to me, then I see you are bashing my website. Maybe you [...]

Where the hell is my clue-by-four?

This guy needs a good whack in the head with it.  Okay, not just the head: he needs the bloody shit beaten out of him with it.
The douchebag writes:
Like it or not, most people find a person with missing teeth or jaundice unattractive at an instinctive level because both are signs of poor health and [...]